1) I'm washing my laundry with this. And I couldn't feel a smidge fancier.
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2) I just placed an order for a million different fragrances. Because I make my own candles. And if I were annoyingly fancy, I would have ordered essential oil (like I did in the past) - but that jizznizzle is too expensive for my taste. I'll just stick with my soy wax and feel fancy as I burn my brain cells with the highly toxic man-made chemicals known as fragrance oil. PS. If you think you might need a candle, you should let me know. Also, if you have extra salsa jars or tea tins - you should give them to me.
3) I made a zucchini boat for dinner last night. The reason I feel fancy and queenish? Um, because it was called a "boat". Here's the recipe. And, my my my my my goodliness. Just picture a drooly chin. Because that's probably what will happen to you. *A few side notes 1) I hate that there is no picture for the boat. 2) I was the one that gave the recipe the 5 stars. 3) If you like savory comfort food slash somewhat healthy - then grab a bib.
4) I went on a very fancy date with Queen Bee. It was a quick after-dinner for me, before-dinner for her drinky. And we chatted heart to hearts. And maybe squealed one-too-many times. Have I mentioned how good Queen is for my moral? Have I mentioned that everyone should have a friend like Queeny? She scoots around in her fancy car. Squealing into small parking spaces. And I feel like I'm in a different world.
Reasons that I don't feel like a queen today.
1) Finding a leg hair growing on my back. Blunt and sharp and thick. It was awful.
Take Aways
1) Make queen days a priority.
2) Always and continuously check your back for things that don't belong.
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